sharper-than-stone:

waterchampion:

So I’m taking you remember all the shenanigans you concocted? 

image

Pff, well, at least I can say you were entertaining, and that thankfully no one else what subject to your…advances. You’re undeniably a more interesting drunk than I would have imagined. 
It’s obvious why you don’t engage in this type of activity more often, though I must ask: why did you get so blisteringly drunk in the first place?

Most of them, yes. As much as I rather wouldn’t. Some things I… I don’t remember.

image

Well, I figured you ask this and I’ve been trying to come up with a response for a while now… I suppose I just got a little carried away is all. It’s a nice stress reliever I suppose. And you know how parties go, almost everybody gets drunk. I didn’t want to seem like a prude.

Although I am a prude.

Hm.

Well. What do you remember then?

That doesn’t seem like you, Steven, if I may say. Getting overly pissed simply because you weren’t paying proper attention? Besides, everyone already thinks you to be a prude, so it’s not much of a surprise, dear. I wouldn’t think you of all people would take such an impulsive action just to convince others to believe you’re something you’re not.

It seems like a very…intriguing situation you’ve gotten yourself into.

sharper-than-stone:

waterchampion:

It’s been a while now so please tell me you’re sober. Please.

image

I doubt I could handle another ordeal like this again. 

image

…..Yes I am indeed sober and I’ve sent out a formal apology letter, you should get it in the mail soon.

Deepest apologies.

So I’m taking you remember all the shenanigans you concocted? 

Pff, well, at least I can say you were entertaining, and that thankfully no one else what subject to your…advances. You’re undeniably a more interesting drunk than I would have imagined. 
It’s obvious why you don’t engage in this type of activity more often, though I must ask: why did you get so blisteringly drunk in the first place?

sharper-than-stone:

waterchampion:

image

What are you trying to get at Steven? Ugh there’s no use reasoning with you…j-just get home. 

image

I’m trying to flirt here there’s no cameras around and now media people and I’m drunk give me some sugar bud

It’s been a while now so please tell me you’re sober. Please.

image

I doubt I could handle another ordeal like this again. 

sharper-than-stone:

waterchampion:

image

B-because you’re being completely ludicrous right now! You can’t be acting like this in public, Steven, for goodness sake… Just get yourself home before you make an idiot out of yourself. 

image

You sure you don’t want a kiss goodnight? I know you’d loooove one.

What are you trying to get at Steven? Ugh there’s no use reasoning with you…j-just get home. 

sharper-than-stone:

waterchampion:

image

!! a-ah… um….. Steven I don’t—uh…..

Maybe we should get you home. 

image

why

B-because you’re being completely ludicrous right now! You can’t be acting like this in public, Steven, for goodness sake… Just get yourself home before you make an idiot out of yourself. 

sharper-than-stone:

waterchampion:

image

…I’m not sure if I should be thankful or concerned. Are you going to have a hangover or something? What exactly do I have to watch out for here?

image

Just my lips on yours mhmmm…

!! a-ah… um….. Steven I don’t—uh…..

Maybe we should get you home. 

sharper-than-stone:

waterchampion:

image

Oh for goodness sake Steven. Do I really have to keep an eye on you all the time? [sigh] 

image

No, this is just like…. The second time.

…I’m not sure if I should be thankful or concerned. Are you going to have a hangover or something? What exactly do I have to watch out for here?

sharper-than-stone:

waterchampion:

I very much beg to differ. What have you been doing? 

image

image

Party after work. A guy’s fiftieth. Fuuuun stuff.

Oh for goodness sake Steven. Do I really have to keep an eye on you all the time? [sigh] 

sharper-than-stone replied to your post: Eyyy sexy boy

I’m absoluuutely fine.

I very much beg to differ. What have you been doing?